"Rock it, MC Sugarmittens!"

Scratch posts for cats are okay, but they're so square. It’s time for the Cat Scratch: a scratch mat shaped like a record on a DJ's mixing desk. When the cat scratches the record, the record spins, so it's like the cat is a DJ . . . Heheh.

The best part is the way the manufacturer markets it:

"Cats scratch furniture to mark their territory, exercise their muscles and for sheer pleasure. All similar reasons youths mix music, and if we are to cross over both those cultures we'd rather get cats mixing music than teenage boys bringing bedraggled birds back to your doorstep."